Jokes of the day
-Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
-On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
-On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
-Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
-Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
-In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
-Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help you pick your nose!"
-On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
-In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
-On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
-At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
I-n the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
-On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
-On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
-Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
-Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
-In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
-Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help you pick your nose!"
-On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
-In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
-On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
-At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
I-n the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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